but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
At least life still wants to fuck me.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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