You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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