did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
why is half of my head shaved?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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