so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
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I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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