Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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