i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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