I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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