He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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