i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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