In the future we'll all be gay
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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