Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
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