they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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