i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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