omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.