That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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