yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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