I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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