my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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