Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
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Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma