She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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