and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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