what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
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There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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