? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO