They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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