I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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