Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.