i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good