Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.