i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
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It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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