3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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