I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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