can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck