my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.