Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?