week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios