so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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