i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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