I should be sponsored by Trojan
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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