You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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