Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
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I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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