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she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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