Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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