They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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