I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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