Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
this is an emotional support booty call
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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