can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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