in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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