I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
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I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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