Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
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You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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