the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
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Swine flu is the new snow day.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
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I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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