It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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