And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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