What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
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I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
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Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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