we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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