I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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