redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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